My First Exercise in Democracy

Well, kids, it's finally here -- election day -- which, as far as I'm concerned, should be declared a national holiday only by virtue of its entertainment factor.

I'm basing my hopes on the two completely spurious electoral predictors:

• The Redskins lost their game;


• The Dow dipped by .5%.

Both are indicators for Kerry. Let us see.... this should be fun, for my first time!

ps. Yalla Vote!